Science Presentation – SNL


>>OUR APPLIED SCIENCES 101 A
PRONLS CONTINUE WITH TWO MORE STUDENTS THAT ARE PRESENT THEIR
FINDINGS AND FIELD QUESTIONS FROM OUR PANEL.
>>PROFESSOR, BEFORE WE BEGIN, CAN I SAY SOMETHING?
ALL RIGHT. LET’S BE REAL.
I’M AT ALABAMA MOSTLY BECAUSE OF MY ABILITIES ON THE FOOTBALL
FIELD, BUT I TAKE MY ACADEMICS INCREDIBLY SERIOUSLY.
>>NOW, THAT’S VERY ADMIRABLE, RAY.
>>THAT’S WHY I SAID UNLESS I GOT AN A PLUS ON ALL MY FINALS,
I WOULD VOLUNTARILY SIT OUT THAT BOWL GAME AGAINST WASHINGTON.
>>WELL, WE WILL UPHOLD OUR END BY JUDGING YOU JUST LIKE ANY
OTHER STUDENT, AND ALSO, THANK YOU FOR SIGNING MY HAT.
>>NO PROBLEM.>>ABSOLUTELY.
DON’T YOU EXPECT ANY FAVORS FROM US.
>>WONDERFUL. NOW, WOULD YOU ALL PLEASE STATE
THE TOPICS THAT WE ASSIGNED TO YOU?
>>YES. QUANTUM ENTANGLEMENT IMPAIRED
PARTICLES.>>IONIZATION IN THE GAS PHASE.
>>BANANAS.>>FANTASTIC.
NOW, PLEASE, DISPLAY YOUR PROJECTS.
>>MILES, I FOUND YOUR SMALL PARTICLE ACCELERATOR, WHILE
CRUDE, TO BE QUITE CLEVER.>>HEATHER, YOUR CLOUD CHAMBER
WAS EQUALLY AS IMPRESSIVE.>>THANK YOU.
>>THAT’S VERY KIND. THANK YOU.
>>BUT, RAY, WE WERE ALL BLOWN AWAY BY YOUR BANANAS NAILED TO A
PIECE OF PLYWOOD.>>THANK YOU, SIR.
IT WAS HARD TO MAKE.>>I’M SORRY, BANANAS NAILED TO
A PIECE OF PLYWOOD? I DON’T THINK THIS IS VERY FAIR.
>>PLEASE CONCENTRATE ON YOUR OWN PROJECT, MILES.
>>CAN WE MOVE THIS ALONG? HE HAS PRACTICE AT 3:00.
>>HEY, COACH. I HAVE PRACTICE IF I GET AN A
PLUS.>>OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, A PLUS,
RIGHT.>>MAY I READ MY FINDINGS?
>>OF COURSE, RAY.>>SORRY.
NERVOUS. BANANA IS A YELLER SNACK THAT
MONKEYS EAT. THESE FIVE TYPES OF BANANAS,
YELLOW, BROWN SPOTTY, VERY BROWN, GREEN, AND ROUND.
>>I’M SORRY. THERE’S AN ORANGE ON HIS BANANA
BOARD.>>HEY.
THAT IS A ROUND ORANGE BANANA.>>I PROMISE YOU THAT’S AN
ORANGE.>>ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE US
LOSE THE GAME, NERD? IS IT CONTINUE, RAY.
>>I USED TO NOT LIKE BANANAS BECAUSE THEY LOOK LIKE BOYS’
WEINERS, BUT NOW I LIKE THEM BECAUSE THEY’RE YUMMY.
THANK YOU.>>BRILLIANT.
TRULY BRILLIANT, RAY. THE FLOOR IS OPEN FOR PANEL
QUESTIONS.>>MILES, WHY DID YOU OMIT THE
EFFECTS OF ENTANGLEMENT SWAPPING FROM YOUR CALCULATIONS?
>>I DID NOT HAVE THE PROPER RESEARCH IN THAT AREA.
>>VERY DISAPPOINTING.>>THIS IS IMPORTANT, GUYS.
SCIENCE IS IN THE DETAILS. NOW, RAY, WHAT’S THE OUTSIDE OF
A BANANA CALLED?>>THE CRUST.
>>BINGO.>>HEATHER, LOOK AT THE MONITOR,
PLEASE. IS THIS AN INTEGRAL OR DIFFERING
CONDENSATION CURVE.>>IT’S NOT CLEAR.
I HAVEN’T SEEN ONE LIKE THAT.>>ARE YOU, LIKE, UM, LIKE,
LIKE, SO SURE?>>NOW, RAY, DIRECT YOUR
ATTENTION TO THE MONITOR, AND YOUR QUESTION IS THAT FUNNY?
>>PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME. PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME.
>>I HAVEN’T SLEPT IN A MONTH BUILDING A PARTICLE ACCELERATOR,
AND RAY JUST GETS TO LAUGH AT A BANANA GIFF?
>>IT’S OKAY.>>I’VE HAD IT WITH THIS KID!
>>YOU KNOW WHAT, WE’RE READY TO ANNOUNCE YOUR GRADES.
NERD, YOU SCORED A 20%.>>WHAT?
>>HEATHER, 70.2%.>>I HATE THIS SCHOOL.
>>AND, RAY, I’M HAPPY TO SAY YOU SCORED 100%.
>>COACH, I DID IT!>>HUH?
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. YOU’RE THE SMARTEST KID IN THE
WORLD.>>YOU CAN PLAY IN THE BOWL GAME
AFTER ALL.>>I JUST HAVE TO GET A PLUS ON
MY ENGLISH LIT FINAL. I KNOW THE HELL OUT OF THE THE
VERY HUNGRY CATERPILLAR SO I’M NOT WORRIED.
[ APPLAUSE ]

100 Comments

  1. Doc Maggie

    August 4, 2019 at 7:33 am

    Truth be told; the "non-athletic" students deserved lower grades, because there's no such thing as a box-sized particle accelerator (so he's obviously a fraud), and she couldn't differentiate between a differential or an integral equation… Those two thing are like fire and ice apart, and not knowing the difference is just plain dissapointing – "I haven't seen one like this before" she stated, so she hasn't learned them at all, just remembered a few pictures mindlessly. John Cena at least knew everything he was asked, although he was indeed on a newborn streak of questions.

    P. S. This is a joke comment, don't get me started on the entire "you're missing the point of the video" thing… ;P

  2. Sole Soul

    August 4, 2019 at 8:22 pm

    All I saw was a floating jersey.

  3. B. Lonewolf

    August 4, 2019 at 10:38 pm

    Hey, now! Nailing into plywood is pretty damn impressive because that stuff is tough as all hell. You just about need specialized power tools to do anything with it!

  4. xjohnson42

    August 5, 2019 at 1:55 pm

    I don't even want to be in the same room as John and and arm wrestling contest.

  5. Mac Reaper

    August 5, 2019 at 3:36 pm

    I've seen this happen way to many times my first science fair the star students made crappy volcanos and the "nerds" did stuff like how engines work and solar panels the star kids won. My second fair some jock won with slim made from house hold items and another with a damn volcano but the kid who made a mini reactor came in last. So many parents and students were pissed. I lost one year to a kid who blew up a balloon with baking soda and vinegar but my dam that worked came in lost.

  6. TJ BlueDog

    August 6, 2019 at 5:02 am

    I lost the game

  7. Killer Germ

    August 6, 2019 at 7:48 am

    Oh MY GOD!!! WHITE AND RED FACE!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACIST!!!!

  8. GHOST

    August 6, 2019 at 5:01 pm

    That’s a round orange 🍊 banana 🍌

  9. Billy Everyteen

    August 6, 2019 at 6:48 pm

    Vanessa Bayer in glasses did funny things to my heart. And pants.

  10. john doe

    August 6, 2019 at 11:41 pm

    Lol John even cracked @ 2:24

  11. Big I Sports

    August 7, 2019 at 6:21 am

    Roll tide.

  12. Mermaid0327

    August 7, 2019 at 2:14 pm

    WAR EAGLE 🦅

  13. Born2Boogup

    August 7, 2019 at 2:58 pm

    Wait, this was supposed to be a skit?

  14. Freddydestroyer 229

    August 7, 2019 at 9:04 pm

    “What’s the name of the outside of the banana” “the crust?” XD I’M DYING

  15. McDonkey

    August 8, 2019 at 12:02 am

    The way he delivered “the crust” had me dead

  16. Antonio Alvarado

    August 8, 2019 at 4:10 pm

    Excellent representation of Alabama and Nick Saban's system!

  17. Jackie Leigh

    August 8, 2019 at 6:28 pm

    Football is how my brother graduated last year

  18. Lola jane

    August 8, 2019 at 9:56 pm

    "Ray, What's the outside of a banana called?"

    "……..the……Crust?"
    this part makes me laugh everytime. this is my friends and my favorite clip and we always go, "the….crust?" out in public and just die of laughter.

  19. Jeffrey Ferraro96

    August 9, 2019 at 12:19 am

    Something is wrong with the thumbnail. all I see is a microphone

  20. Trent Edmonds

    August 9, 2019 at 2:58 am

    Lol. Roll Tide

  21. Manish Ghosh

    August 9, 2019 at 6:00 am

    this is painful. its like they stretched out a decent vine joke to make it as long as possible.

  22. Green Day FTW Baby Shows FTL

    August 9, 2019 at 2:24 pm

    Now Ray Check To The Thermometer The Question Is Is That Funny

  23. dave robles

    August 10, 2019 at 2:45 am

    3:59 😂

  24. Arijit Mukhopadhyay

    August 11, 2019 at 5:24 am

    This is more real than looks like

  25. My Dog's name is Samson

    August 11, 2019 at 5:38 am

    Half black face is still black face. Sell out to the racists for laughs.

  26. Darth bowser Ruben Otsutsuki

    August 11, 2019 at 6:04 am

    🤣 the sixteen time wwe world heavyweight champion John cena playing a student on snl hilarious

  27. ASHRAF ALI

    August 11, 2019 at 8:34 am

    Bwahahaha

  28. TandooriBulb322

    August 11, 2019 at 8:45 am

    Thee.. Crust?

  29. Mining With AJ

    August 12, 2019 at 12:42 am

    "But I ain't worried. 'Cause I know the heck out of The Very Hungry Caterpillar."

    XD
    A+ for this kid please and thank you

  30. Shane Palmer

    August 12, 2019 at 7:10 pm

    I like to think that one person on set was like, "that's not plywood, it's a 1×12 board."  Probably took a lot of courage to speak up like that.  I applaud you and your attention to detail wise person!

  31. Kyle4OH8

    August 13, 2019 at 4:10 am

    What's on the out side of the banana

    Ray – "Crust"

  32. xXxOgreToesxXx 69

    August 13, 2019 at 4:32 am

    Is no one gonna talk about how ray is just a floating jerse

  33. rad i

    August 13, 2019 at 5:20 am

    I hate how true this is..

  34. TheFireCarShow

    August 13, 2019 at 8:30 am

    Roll tide

  35. Derek Gorski

    August 13, 2019 at 5:54 pm

    John Cena is actually a really good actor

  36. Tyrel King

    August 14, 2019 at 3:36 am

    This is my favorite SNL bit ever

  37. Natsuki is Best girl

    August 15, 2019 at 5:16 am

    👏…👏…👏…

  38. Backyardproducer

    August 15, 2019 at 5:34 am

    Faaaaaaaaaakkkkk faaaaaaaakkkk faaaaaaaakkkk lmfaoooo😂😂

  39. Lawrence L.

    August 17, 2019 at 4:52 am

    I always found SNL to be dull, flat and boring. MadTV was way funnier, it's a shame that show stopped airing. The East coast and West coast have different personalities and styles. East coast productions are more linear and square and serious…while West coast productions are more colorful and crazy, or warmer.

  40. Norman

    August 17, 2019 at 4:08 pm

    In my high school if they would've piss tested for drugs we wouldn't have had a football team. Grades must not have mattered either because I never even turned in any assignments or took any tests in this one class I was in and I never had to sit out of a game for it. Unless they figured you can't fail if you don't do anything. Hmmph

  41. Kanda Ram

    August 17, 2019 at 5:25 pm

    That is a round orange "Banana". Omg I died there🤣🤣🤣

  42. Detonater Callan

    August 17, 2019 at 6:47 pm

    That's terrible but so funny, lol lol!! Hard work put into both of those experiments and he gets a 100 because of bananas! lol lol

  43. SPEED WAGON

    August 18, 2019 at 12:32 am

    Homesweet alabama

  44. Joshua Kennedy

    August 18, 2019 at 1:29 am

    Harrison Wells disliked this video

  45. XXXDeathByFartsXXX

    August 18, 2019 at 4:06 am

    White face and Indian face.

  46. Travis

    August 18, 2019 at 12:43 pm

    I think the funniest joke in this skit is that someone built a cloud chamber that is "equally impressive" as a homemade particle accelerator. You can make a cloud chamber with a piece of dry ice, isopropyl alcohol, a plastic tub and a towel.

  47. Sergei Nikishin

    August 19, 2019 at 3:48 am

    So funny😅

  48. Gustav Gnöttgen

    August 19, 2019 at 9:50 am

    Reminds me of a joke.

    Entrance exam for singers:
    Tell about the evolution of singing in the renaissance.

    Exam for drummers: explain Miles Davis' rhythm structures.

    Exam for guitarists: draw a four page diagram of chord changes and finger positioning.

    Exam for bassists: spell potato.

  49. Luka Surac

    August 19, 2019 at 9:58 pm

    Thee uh ….. crust

  50. Kasaundra Waldroupe

    August 19, 2019 at 9:59 pm

    No wonder China and Russia kick our asses on education……

  51. mikey Bombers

    August 20, 2019 at 7:42 pm

    This was great

  52. Zack Tankesly

    August 21, 2019 at 2:47 am

    John Cena with a country accent is hillarious and 100% believable.

  53. Prakash Sharma

    August 21, 2019 at 1:20 pm

    It keeps reminding me of the caste based reservation system in India.
    😡😡😡

  54. Haz zard

    August 26, 2019 at 3:22 am

    this is false, im there now, none of them go to class

  55. Yukeman MacKenzie

    August 28, 2019 at 2:32 am

    Did they tell you you were a genius to study if it made you act different

  56. Samee Amar

    August 28, 2019 at 3:26 pm

    Aidy Bryant looks frustrated on Mikey Day that he interrupts John Cena.

  57. Samee Amar

    August 28, 2019 at 3:30 pm

    John Cena is reading the book called "The very hungry caterpillar" 🐛After he finished his Science called Bananas 🍌

  58. AttilatheThrilla

    August 28, 2019 at 11:51 pm

    Anybody else extremely impressed by that face paint?!?!?

  59. Fenian Milner

    August 31, 2019 at 1:03 pm

    Why were they just cutting between shots of a jury and crowd and an empty microphone??

  60. Eric Huipio

    September 3, 2019 at 7:59 am

    "that is a round orange banana"😆

  61. cowboysamuraiカウボーイ侍

    September 3, 2019 at 3:54 pm

    🍌

  62. Zubair Asyraf

    September 3, 2019 at 3:54 pm

    Five types of bananas.. Brilliant

  63. Toamatua Faavae

    September 3, 2019 at 11:56 pm

    Why does john cena sounds like forest Gump

  64. BobertRK

    September 4, 2019 at 1:42 am

    Ben sharpio?

  65. Dave

    September 4, 2019 at 3:53 am

    whose ray? who are they talking to? what's going on?

  66. Mark Walang

    September 4, 2019 at 1:55 pm

    Why is the the thumbnail a picture of a microphone?

  67. Master Assassin

    September 4, 2019 at 2:58 pm

    Ray is one smart ass Jock 😂💪🏼🏈🇹🇹👍🏼🔥

  68. Daniel Thomson

    September 4, 2019 at 8:58 pm

    The girl behind the 'experts' looks hoooott🥰🥰

  69. Duncan Reed

    September 4, 2019 at 9:15 pm

    That moment you realize that "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" is a picture book.

  70. Low Spec Gamer

    September 5, 2019 at 10:13 am

    Who is the coach??????

  71. Talen Van Cleave

    September 5, 2019 at 4:29 pm

    John Cena was pretty good in that skit….Iam sure he isn't that dumb in real life

  72. Sadat Mian

    September 5, 2019 at 4:57 pm

    A little exaggeration but life's like that

  73. icytea5

    September 5, 2019 at 8:59 pm

    This is why the american school system is fucked!

  74. Mama Rice

    September 6, 2019 at 3:21 am

    Why am I getting so triggered watching these snl

  75. #theofficial_ kami

    September 6, 2019 at 3:37 am

    We have to appreciate the teachers to show how much serious and unbiased they are in the skit.
    Just like real life

  76. Kaio Alexandre Marques

    September 6, 2019 at 3:37 pm

    that's not actually true. I taught students who are also football players, and students who practice other sports, and we held them to the same standard as any one other. But, yet, the sketch was funny hahaha By the way, I work exactly at the University of Alabama.

  77. Andres Escamilla

    September 6, 2019 at 4:58 pm

    Is funny cause is true

  78. HowlingWinds

    September 6, 2019 at 9:04 pm

    Ray is actually the smartest person in this room. He knows if he tries his best he could achieve at least 96 percent. But by telling the teachers he will only play by scoring a 100 percent he can be certain to get a perfect score each time. This is all a setup for his plan of becoming a politician, whilst still playing for his football team. After winning the Superbowl and having gotten years of experience as a politician it will be part for the second part of his plan. He will meet with the interviewers that are dying to interview him on how it is to be both a world champion in football whilst also being a successful politician. He will finally have the fame necessary to meet the president. Using a brainwashing device he created in secret he will now brainwash the president to make ray his vice-president. Staging an attack on the white house will give Ray the perfect cover to assassinate the president making Ray the new president. With his newly obtained power as president, Ray will spent most of the taxpayers money on constructing massive rocket silos and creating nuclear warheads. After this is finished Ray will finally call a meeting with all world leaders. Ray will brainwash the world leaders into following all his instructions and demands. Making sure that if anyone disobeys him he will have the power to level that country to the grounds. 20 Years later Ray is looking at a screen with on it live feeds of all kinds of major cities around the world. It has been nearly 16 years since Ray was officially appointed as supreme leader of Earth. Looking at the screens he sees no violence, no war, no pain. Ray finally achieved his goal. His goal of achieving world peace. The world knows no war, nor suffering. Ray can finally take a deep breath and think about the path he took in life. He saved humanity from self destruction. But at what cost?

  79. Alexandre C.

    September 7, 2019 at 8:59 am

    Just show that academics are rigged…Why am I not surprised? Just like in real life (job) except that nobody will show it…"Same rules apply to all", except for some…

  80. RedChiron

    September 7, 2019 at 4:38 pm

    1:20 Top 10 Signs That The World Is Ending

  81. Dalibor Dupor

    September 8, 2019 at 1:55 pm

    Insane arm and forearm genetic.Yes he is roided but that "3D" look and forearm size is rare even among pro-bodybuilders.

  82. Austin Smith

    September 10, 2019 at 7:30 am

    The crust? Got me lol

  83. Jackson Burckart

    September 10, 2019 at 7:29 pm

    This is me every presentation

  84. Shawnee Scorpion

    September 10, 2019 at 8:00 pm

    An excellent analogy to the FAILED AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEM!!!

  85. Rythmic Wave

    September 11, 2019 at 3:32 am

    "THAT IS A ROUND ORANGE BANANA"

    "I didn't like bananas cause they looked like BOYS WEINERS!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

  86. shrapnel77

    September 11, 2019 at 8:42 am

    I think I'm more concerned that the so called scientist cannot distinguish between a piece of plywood and a piece of pine.

  87. herrbetto 55

    September 11, 2019 at 12:36 pm

    this is extreme sarcasm of school system

  88. Daniel

    September 11, 2019 at 4:05 pm

    that one dumbass extrovert who keeps getting good grades because he makes the teachers laugh and talks his way out of everything

  89. Robby Adams

    September 11, 2019 at 11:02 pm

    Unfortunately I never had any classes with athletes at Florida so I can't really say if this is true or not but it's funny.

  90. Samantha Spaeth

    September 11, 2019 at 11:41 pm

    What's funny is that John Cena's character is doing legit science. He had a hypothesis, did experimentation to test his hypothesis, and then changed his theories due to his findings of his experiments. That is the fundamentals of science at work.

  91. Grt124 Z

    September 12, 2019 at 11:37 am

    The couch is so on point 😂

  92. adminofutube123

    September 12, 2019 at 6:44 pm

    100% true yet they want to be paid

  93. Cameron Gage

    September 13, 2019 at 1:01 am

    Feel sorry for the other 2students.

  94. Nicholas Carrillo

    September 13, 2019 at 1:30 am

    I was eating a banana while watching this video

  95. Vague

    September 13, 2019 at 1:20 pm

    It's actually sad because this is pretty accurate for Schools and even Unis.

  96. Thatold Chicken

    September 15, 2019 at 9:54 pm

    I did not think John cena was not funny…
    I was wrong🤯🤯🤣🤣🤣

  97. Krewzin thru

    September 17, 2019 at 3:35 am

    round orange banana lol

  98. Cole Perkins

    September 18, 2019 at 6:19 am

    When I was in high school the running back used to get up out of class and bring his test to the office. He would return later with all of the correct answers and turn it in.

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