Episode 5: Are You There God? It’s Me Darwin | Science vs Religion | Adult Animation


Two minutes until sermon! Is everything taken care of? Yes your holiness.
One minute people! You proof-read the pamphlets?
You polished the collection plates? Yes your holiness. And refreshments for the crew? Enough wine and crackers to last us til
supper. Magnifico. Ahem. Fah fah fah … fire!
Buh buh buh … brimstone! Brim. Stone. Can we get a sound check? Heavenly. Give em hell sir! Ahem. And the Lord said the fearful, the unbelieving,
the sorcerers and the idolators shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone! Can I get an Amen? Huh? What’s going on? Did I miss the rapture? Is this because of those orphans? Those whore orphans? The whorphans? Hello. Are you lost my child? Come in, come
in. Welcome to St. Peter’s Basilica. Oh hello. Come right in. Maybe we can find you a seat.
Something in the front row perhaps? Well actually I’m just… I know, lucky you. It’s not every day one gets to meet the Pope. Actually I could use some directions. Can you tell me where the Science Center is? The wha? Oh, you know the building where they talk
about how the Earth was made. Origins of life, natural disasters, that kind
of stuff. Ah, you probably read about it. Blasphemy! Let me see that. Science? And more science! I thought the church stopped all this nonsense
when we locked up Galileo. And since when do you serfs know how to read
the written word? Oh, never mind. I can see the line from here. Do you think the Super Science Friends are going to show up? The museum is being dedicated to them. Why is Einstein 14? Science saved my mom! I …
I don’t get it. What does science have that religion doesn’t? Why, we’ve got Adam! And Eve! We’ve got plagues! Seven of them! And we’ve got Noah’s Ark too. You can’t tell me they’ve got anything as
good as Noah’s Ark. Yeah, but that all seems a little far fetched.
Where’s your proof any of it even happened? Why don’t you go back in time and film it? That’s what the Super Science Friends would do! Hahahahaha Cardinals. I’ve just had some … divine inspiration. And it is for those reasons why I named him “Schwancy”. Thank you. Well, um … that was certainly informative. Darwin, I believe you’re next. I was going to bring in one of my tortoises, but something … uh … happened … on the
way here. So instead I chose to share the pets that
helped cement my reputation in the scientific community. They are various varieties of tanagers. But you probably know them as… …Darwin’s Finches. Oooh … can I hold one? It was these birds that gave me my first real clue about evolution. Notice the subtle differences in beak, body size and colour. After observing this I realized that all species must share these common bonds. And so I devised this handy diagram. I call it the “Tree of Life”, as a bit of a ribbing to those holy rollers in Rome. Look here. You can see that there are even
more finches than the ones I brought in today. For example the tanager family and … uh… Hold on. Where are they? My finches! There should be over a dozen birds right here! Hey! Don’t look at me. What? What is happening?! No! No no no. No not the seals. No, not the lizards! Not the snakes! No, not the tortoises!
Anything but the delicious tortoises! Nooooooo! Let’s go see what’s up. Am I going to get to show off my pet gerbil or what? His name is Bernie. Z3. I think there’s something going on. Are you detecting any time anomalies? Sigh. It’s fine. It’s not like I was doing anything anyways. Scanning. Seems norma…
Whoa! Oh my God! Oh Jesus! That is not normal. There, there Darwin. I’m here for you. Holy taffy tits! What the damn devil is going on in that Galapagos Islands? Super Science Friends, get to the sciencemobile! The anomaly is originating from 2000 B.C. Unfortunately, because of the size of the anomaly the closest you’d be able to get to it is about 30 miles off the coast. So, you are going to need something a little more sea worthy. Way ahead of you! Let’s go find those birds! Okay, for the 175th time, let’s try to get this Noah’s Ark thing right. You got that doohickey ready? This time we’re gonna try it lion, tiger,
then hippo, then baby kangaroos, then elephants. Got it? You think you can manage that? Yes your holiness. Ah, this time I think we’ve got it. Oh, dang it to heck! How many times is it going to take to get
this right? Do we even have any lions left now? None, sir. Well at least the Romans won’t be feeding
any christians to them in a couple thousand years. There was also a 19th century frigate sailing by in the background, so the shot was ruined anyway. What? Where? Scientists! They’ve come to stop us from proving the validity
of God’s great and holy heavenly word! Sic semper tyrannis! Cardinals! Deus vult! Battle stations! Tally ho! How dare you dirty lab rats try and stop the will of Almighty God! It is beautiful, glorious, Godly, divine, God-will that this ark save all the Earth’s
animals! You’re literally killing all the Earth’s animals. What else is on this boat? As long as I was travelling through time proving
the word of God, I figured I’d go ahead and correct a few things
while I was at it. You see, how can there be dinosaur fossils
making people ask questions about “evolution” when the dinosaurs never went extinct! Mwahahahahaha! Aw, for God’s sake. Hmm? Mmm … nope. Stand aside beardo. I got this one. Whew. That’s right. Come here big bo … whoa whoa! Ow! OW! Okay, this was a mistake! Ow, goddammit. That’s gonna be all kinds of bruised up tomorrow. And God said: I am going to bring floodwaters on the Earth to destroy all life under the heavens. Everything on Earth will perish! So are you gonna call me? Okay, so you have magic God powers.
You’ve proved your point. That’s fine. You were right, we were wrong. How about you not drown all these animals? What kind of God would want you to do that? This is 2000 B.C. That means this is Old Testament God! How does it feel Super Science Friends to have the knowledge that there is more in this universe than your pitiful “science” can explain! Hahahahahaha! If you love knowledge so much, then I’ve got a little piece of… … the Garden … of knowledge… I mean, Garden of Eden … Tree of Knowledge…
for you… SNAKE IN THE GRASS! Apple throw! Jump! Yeah! Science: 1, Religion: 0. Take that. Please sweet beautiful glorious Jesus baby. Come forth from your mangery heaven and aid your blessed servant! Dammit. What the f**k. The one who believes in Me will live, even though they die. Well. See you guys in hell. Did someone call for a Hail Mary? Admiral … give em hell. Get as much as you can! Mmm … oh … that’s delicious… So tender … Juicy! You say your mother left you … and now you’re
out here looking for her. Well … yes, as a matter of fact I have seen
your mother. Why she’s just inside here! That’s right.
Come on. Just follow me. Why hello there young man!
Welcome to the Church of Teslaology. Would you care to have your A/C levels audited? Tesla be with you!

100 Comments

  1. Rider Strano

    June 22, 2019 at 11:11 pm

    You ACTUALLY got the king George class battleships right! But why are they shooting canon balls instead of artillery shells?

  2. Mr. Gentleman Robot

    June 22, 2019 at 11:37 pm

    I'm so confused.

  3. CKing

    June 23, 2019 at 3:04 am

    I feel the need to be an advocate for sane Christians by saying what the Pope did is something many Christians would do nowadays, maybe even being the dominant type of one, but is not what Christianity is supposed to be.

  4. britsboy 29

    June 23, 2019 at 10:31 am

    "Ahh for god sake"

  5. MachiToons - Machimations

    June 24, 2019 at 8:50 am

    "dangit to heck!"
    – the Pope, ca. 2000 BC

  6. Joel Kennedy

    June 24, 2019 at 1:22 pm

    They don't make ships like they used to huh?

  7. Igno Rant

    June 24, 2019 at 6:15 pm

    2:54
    Is that Black Dynamite reference?

  8. seamus finnegan

    June 25, 2019 at 5:26 am

    but most of the famous scientist in ssf where religious XD

  9. Filip Krupa

    June 25, 2019 at 9:48 am

    This is one of the coolest things I've ever seen

  10. john Doe

    June 25, 2019 at 9:57 am

    damn those delicious tortoises

  11. Bryce Jeremy Dy

    June 25, 2019 at 10:00 am

    DEUS VULT

  12. Junior Zachary

    June 25, 2019 at 2:33 pm

    Are we just gonna ignore that the Bishop…. 2:09

  13. polska strong

    June 26, 2019 at 7:14 am

    The historical Inaccuracies it BURNS (with that whole Galileo thing The catholic church was fine with it until they found out people were switching to Baptism because they were a bit more strict wit the science. then they said "sorry buddy no spinney earth for you") so in other words, get. reckted. normie. scum.

  14. Stonka TV

    June 26, 2019 at 9:33 pm

    Okay the "Old Testament God thing got me"

  15. Zxelfa Quinns

    June 27, 2019 at 12:20 am

    Marie Curie's pet is a… I want to say thorium? rock.

  16. ling - shan

    June 27, 2019 at 6:13 pm

    Apple makes a come back

  17. Hypotec

    June 28, 2019 at 7:39 pm

    I appreciate the reference to Lord Bung, especially considering that he is the animator and all.

  18. Chomper731

    June 28, 2019 at 9:54 pm

    4:14 HMMMMMMMM
    GUY WITH LASER GOGGLES
    WITH A TRICERATOPS SHIRT
    HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

  19. T G

    June 29, 2019 at 4:15 am

    I believe in both evolution and god

  20. rari boeh

    June 29, 2019 at 2:08 pm

    scp 106

  21. polite critique

    July 2, 2019 at 12:54 am

    Bible and Jesus say Islam is the true religion. Following paedophile priests is the way to satan

  22. Tokyo and the Sexwhales

    July 2, 2019 at 5:02 pm

    how did that clergyman have a earphone and mic?

  23. David Hoffman

    July 2, 2019 at 5:16 pm

    Re: Darwin's finches 🐦. They don't prove the theory of evolution (and yes, it's still called a theory to date) as the finches are, well, still finches. What this does prove, however, is adaptation instead.

  24. Joe D

    July 5, 2019 at 10:58 pm

    I wish Tesla said a little more with this episode. I mean he was an orthodox Christian

  25. David Kalu

    July 6, 2019 at 1:26 pm

    There's no way a fucking cannonball can kill GOD

  26. Daniel Carrier

    July 8, 2019 at 2:44 am

    Where in Leviticus does it say you have to eat your children? I couldn't find anything about that.

  27. impliqued

    July 11, 2019 at 11:49 am

    me watching: hah Thats bung!

  28. MsMeistensEvil

    July 14, 2019 at 12:49 am

    Delicious tortoises, huh, Darwin? Flashback from QI episode intensifies

  29. Random kid With hat

    July 15, 2019 at 11:37 pm

    Who needs anything when you have a navy the navy dose all your chores in a second yours or 10 yen

  30. DigidesteinedSayian

    July 18, 2019 at 4:08 am

    I think that the cannon that killed God didn't make God burst into coins; the cannonball was filled with coins. Apparently, God tells people to stop worshiping money because it can become more powerful/tempting than religion. So God is killed by something he admits can kill him.

  31. Jack Newell

    July 19, 2019 at 5:40 am

    did anyone see lord bung at4:10? the guy at the end of the line? u no, lord bung? anyone?

  32. Jack Newell

    July 19, 2019 at 5:41 am

    LORD BUNG!!!!!!

  33. Uğur Efe Taştan

    July 19, 2019 at 7:39 am

    2:07 wait WHAT

  34. Antoni Komuda

    July 23, 2019 at 10:10 am

    Fack you

  35. Isabeau Holbach

    July 24, 2019 at 2:42 pm

    Did anyone else at 4:00 read the news paper with the little boy?

  36. Niku Ryuzu Chan

    July 27, 2019 at 5:22 pm

    Atheis semua ya?

  37. Forrest Halter

    July 28, 2019 at 9:02 am

    Why can't we have both science and religion?

  38. rainingsunshine

    July 30, 2019 at 2:03 pm

    THE WHORPHANS

  39. Isaiah Guskin

    July 31, 2019 at 2:20 am

    4:46 lord bung reference

  40. Galactic Potato

    August 2, 2019 at 9:59 am

    Nice Bung reference. Guy with a visor and a triceratops shirt.

  41. valentina

    August 3, 2019 at 4:37 pm

    tesla be with you !!

  42. Lord Fragment

    August 5, 2019 at 5:15 am

    so is Einstein just gonna keep killing historical people with apples? ,_,

  43. MrJohn2010

    August 5, 2019 at 3:06 pm

    Glad to see that worship of Her Majesty's Navy is validated.

  44. Gold YT

    August 5, 2019 at 3:11 pm

    History vs Science

  45. Vít Pokorný

    August 5, 2019 at 8:46 pm

    TESLA BE WITH YOU!

  46. sandwich- kun

    August 6, 2019 at 10:02 pm

    So in this universe God exist but at the same time he didn't know that dinosaurs existed. Well the lore in this universe is pretty fucked up

  47. Nightmare Eyes

    August 8, 2019 at 8:17 pm

    RULE BRITANIA, RULE THE WAVES

  48. BelgianLivesMatter

    August 10, 2019 at 1:47 pm

    The Pope when he dies virgin Catholics "NOOO THIS IS HERESY!" Me the Chad orthodox " benis"

  49. The master of shit

    August 11, 2019 at 7:27 pm

    Nice, demonizing religion

  50. 983D Bleu

    August 12, 2019 at 2:11 am

    In what other show can you say you saw Winston Churchill father a bunch of scientists and a teen Albert Einstein and kill god

  51. Emperor Hirohito1928

    August 13, 2019 at 8:50 am

    And that's why im an atheist))

  52. Scott Williams

    August 13, 2019 at 8:06 pm

    How is this not on Adult Swim yet?…

  53. JoshDaSovietPotato

    August 17, 2019 at 2:31 pm

    scientist loses
    Churchill:DID SOMEONE CALL FOR THE HAIL MARY
    ROYAL NAVY ARRIVES AND KILLS GOD

  54. Com Dickinson

    August 18, 2019 at 8:07 am

    16:13
    Jokes on you churches,
    Dinosaurs believe in god.

  55. Gamer Nuggits

    August 19, 2019 at 9:38 am

    someone from super science friends saying love of god in a science vs religion episode. juuust whaaaaaaaaaaaa

  56. MORCOVEA

    August 19, 2019 at 9:39 pm

    From this point on Heavan will be a Britich Protectorate under the rule of the Queen Elizabeth the second (new testament god bless her)

  57. James Kirk

    August 21, 2019 at 9:22 pm

    I can’t get over the fact that endgame stole the reinforcement arrive via portal from this

  58. CDHR67

    August 22, 2019 at 11:10 am

    Churchill:
    I see no god here.

    *BUT ME.*

  59. Alex the great

    August 24, 2019 at 8:49 pm

    What a masterful way to leave something for science and for religion in this. Gods death was so comical I didn’t even care about how that would work.

  60. AR极乐世界

    August 27, 2019 at 12:06 pm

    12:19

  61. Kerry Rubber

    August 28, 2019 at 12:22 pm

    Дарвин лучший.

  62. DarLiN CSGO

    August 28, 2019 at 7:05 pm

    LOL the day of Infinity war?!

  63. Patrick Ancona

    September 13, 2019 at 6:53 am

    Guess you didn’t know Darwin was a devout Christian, he didn’t believe “his” theory was anything but a thought exercise, also it’s just this last pope who’s evil…. ya the 1940’s Pope was no saint, y’all are pretty fucked how you look at God, I wouldn’t worry tho, you’d have to be like democrat level hitlery voter evil to burn for all eternity

  64. Sterverman123 overmaster

    September 19, 2019 at 2:29 am

    Me and my family at a barbecue 17:39

  65. Gavin Boone

    October 1, 2019 at 2:34 am

    I just wanna point out they dont even stop to say oh yeah gods there

  66. bobbyjoejrfred

    October 6, 2019 at 4:03 am

    So to sum up this timeline God existed in the past but then science came along and killed him, sounds familiar

  67. king_young young

    October 9, 2019 at 11:07 am

    this is the most blasphemous shit i have seen all year and how can u kill what created all will a fast moving ball

  68. SirCheeseEater!

    October 10, 2019 at 6:37 am

    4:49 Great Lord Bung reference

  69. ZplatFr

    October 11, 2019 at 4:43 pm

    4:01 Poor little Phillip…

  70. Goldie Shara Mae Jocson

    October 12, 2019 at 11:41 am

    Wasnt darwin christian? Also fun fact darwin isnt athiest people think that just because he made the theory of evolution idk why

  71. Admiral allahu akbar

    October 17, 2019 at 1:45 am

    I love the articles in the newspaper, but they are so hard to read, so when he flipped the page I was like, "goddammit, now I have to spend time squinting my eyes and reading these hilarious excerpts."

  72. someone from somewhere

    October 17, 2019 at 7:08 pm

    I know I’m late but why is no one talking about all the jokes and stories crammed into the newspaper?

  73. G3N

    October 18, 2019 at 10:53 pm

    4:12 didn't notice Lord Bung there

  74. DerpLikeAPro

    October 20, 2019 at 4:19 am

    That's uhh not a dinosaur

  75. dilophosaurus sk

    October 20, 2019 at 8:18 am

    I just realized that Avengers: Endgame ripped off Super science friends, and i dunno how to feel about that.

  76. someone of this world

    October 20, 2019 at 7:08 pm

    Oh for gods sake
    Dude shes brilliant

  77. Joshua Munoz

    October 24, 2019 at 11:08 pm

    after over a year…and i just realized that one of the cardinal at 5:00 was giving one of the choir boy a bj hahaha…or maybe it was my dirty mind lol

  78. Marinauder

    October 25, 2019 at 5:47 pm

    Is it Lenin instead of that guy that betrayed Jesus?

  79. The neighborhood weirdo or Troy

    October 27, 2019 at 9:48 pm

    US government be like 16:31

  80. JKLBOAT

    October 29, 2019 at 7:21 pm

    i can't believe you guys actually wrote proper news articles when movies that cost millions of dollars just repeat phrases or make complete jargon

  81. Marie Parisi

    November 2, 2019 at 12:56 am

    So you may have heard of raptor sex bomb but have you heard of t-Rex sex Bomb also Old Testament god really funny also this is a perfect church representation

  82. Divorced Kermit

    November 3, 2019 at 1:10 am

    God may be powerful, but Churchill is more powerful.

  83. Oh Yeah yeah

    November 7, 2019 at 10:29 am

    Its ironic how this a science show but the posture of the t-rex is wrong and its not even feathered

  84. Adrian Diaz

    November 10, 2019 at 5:07 am

    I love those little details like the alphabet being the periodic table on the classroom

  85. Adrian Diaz

    November 10, 2019 at 5:19 am

    Even though he is a philosopher, adding Nieztche to the squad for this episode would have been great

  86. David Hovhannisyan

    November 18, 2019 at 3:20 pm

    Where is Da Vinchi

  87. Jayze Pickles

    November 19, 2019 at 12:22 am

    I don't know why, but I love Darwin ' voice I could listen to him all day.

  88. Timothy Matthews

    November 23, 2019 at 1:23 am

    Charles Darwin: My theory wasn't supposed to go against the religion of Christianity.

  89. Noe Enriquez

    November 23, 2019 at 7:46 am

    Oh boy the cringe 😂

  90. Noe Enriquez

    November 23, 2019 at 7:50 am

    Gosh I hate atheists

  91. Logan Campbell

    November 30, 2019 at 12:15 pm

    Anyone noticed how Little Philip has been upset by all members of the team?
    Freud (ep1) for turning him into the Oedipus Complex;
    Einstein (ep2) for stealing his balloon;
    Curie (ep3) for beating him at the Nobel Prizes;
    Darwin (ep4) for spilling tea making him wet the bed;
    Tesla (ep5) for the Church of Teslaology;
    Tapputi (ep6) for driving over his mum.

  92. Just a Centaur

    December 1, 2019 at 10:54 pm

    12:40 Thighs, it's always thighs

  93. Nick Levinsky

    December 5, 2019 at 7:19 pm

    So cringe bro

  94. Miko - Brawl Stars

    December 6, 2019 at 7:09 am

    Did you know catholics actually trust science these days? They certainly believe the Earth is round and in the evolutionary theory. ALSO a LOT of things are symbolic in the bible. Do you seriously think they would fit that many animals on an arch? The flood was probably much smaller covering some small territory if anything.

  95. El autismo retardio

    December 6, 2019 at 3:52 pm

    Yayyy…

  96. Alfonso Castillo

    December 7, 2019 at 2:01 am

    Really? This is modern, provocative or something cool?

  97. DerpLikeAPro

    December 7, 2019 at 4:36 am

    4:12 WHAT'S LORD BUNG DOING HERE

  98. Meh희

    December 7, 2019 at 8:26 pm

    6:25 Is women and men different species in this universe? they are not at the same branch…

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